Saturday, November 26, 2005

For Sale: Slightly Abused Government

High torque rhetoric, lots of power to abuse at will, including NUCULAR power. Moderately used military muscle. New In Box completely unused Intelligence.

2004 model operates without need for Shame, Ethics, Honesty or any such old technologies.

Requires lots of oil and blood but mostly provided by American citizenry, no cost of ownership to Washington operators.

Fly-by-"hire" lobbyist-driven system proudly built in Texas, removes need for owners' manual (Constitution). Completely self-contained unit, blocks light totally, ensuring Zero forward vision. Convenient no-bid systems ensure smooth transfer of funds to excutive's former company without interruption. Proudly offered to highest bidders by the sales team of Cheney, DeLay, Abramoff, and more.

Serious inquiries only. Curious? George @ 202-456-1111.
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