Saturday, December 30, 2023

Meet Joe Platt, The Walking Case Of Irony Personified - IMRAN™ You will get a kick out of this. Share any examples of you experiencing something like this. You and I know atrocious grammar (not just typos) is sadly far too common even among people born into English speaking households here in America. But it gets funnier when they try to educate others. You see me often comment with humorous literally one-liner comments on posts. They're written to fit in one visible line on the FB app comment window. But meet Joe Platt, the death angel of irony and grammar. He saw my half-line comment poking fun at a wannabe-alpha male's gun-shaped swimming pool, but decided to show how "edumacated" he was (as an ex-girlfriend beautiful Catherine Ginter jokingly used to refer to such people). Glancing at just the first two posts on the dude's page was more than I could handle. I had to have some fun. Enjoy my reply to him! "Joe Platt, I try to minimize words in comments on most posts to fit in a one-line view on the app. Perhaps you've occasionally seen a newspaper headline or a magazine blurb, which forego full sentences for brevity. (Forgive me if that was too long a sentence for you). But, if you REALLY want to discuss grammar..... let's take just the two posts at the top of Your page and I can try to educate you a bit. The word is "crybaby" not "cry baby".... And you mean that your "child is TOO wild" and not "child is to wild". 🤣😂 Hope your kids are taught by someone more qualified than you. I guess they don't teach actual grammar... OR irony... at Hodgson Vocational where you went. Probably went there to learn how to clean gun-shaped swimming pools. LOL" Hopefully that was the last idiot I have to deal with in 2023! Happy Humor & Laughs Filled New Year! © 2023 IMRAN™ #IMRAN, #humor, #wit, #wordplay, #grammar, #idiots, #morons, #illiterate, #irony, #Facebook, #education,Meet Joe Platt, The Walking Case Of Irony Personified - IMRAN™ You will get a kick out of this. Share any examples of you experiencing something like this. You and I know atrocious grammar (not just typos) is sadly far too common even among people born into English speaking households here in America. But it gets funnier when they try to educate others. You see me often comment with humorous literally one-liner comments on posts. They're written to fit in one visible line on the FB app comment window. But meet Joe Platt, the death angel of irony and grammar. He saw my half-line comment poking fun at a wannabe-alpha male's gun-shaped swimming pool, but decided to show how "edumacated" he was (as an ex-girlfriend beautiful Catherine Ginter jokingly used to refer to such people). Glancing at just the first two posts on the dude's page was more than I could handle. I had to have some fun. Enjoy my reply to him! "Joe Platt, I try to minimize words in comments on most posts to fit in a one-line view on the app. Perhaps you've occasionally seen a newspaper headline or a magazine blurb, which forego full sentences for brevity. (Forgive me if that was too long a sentence for you). But, if you REALLY want to discuss grammar..... let's take just the two posts at the top of Your page and I can try to educate you a bit. The word is "crybaby" not "cry baby".... And you mean that your "child is TOO wild" and not "child is to wild". 🤣😂 Hope your kids are taught by someone more qualified than you. I guess they don't teach actual grammar... OR irony... at Hodgson Vocational where you went. Probably went there to learn how to clean gun-shaped swimming pools. LOL" Hopefully that was the last idiot I have to deal with in 2023! Happy Humor & Laughs Filled New Year! © 2023 IMRAN™ #IMRAN, #humor, #wit, #wordplay, #grammar, #idiots, #morons, #illiterate, #irony, #Facebook, #education,


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