Monday, June 06, 2005

Guilty or Not? It's Backbreaking Work Being Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson had to go to hospital for back problems. Awww....that is so sad. His back gave out.

The lower back is a really strange part of the body.

One day you can be out dancing on the roof of an SUV, giving high fives and the next thing you know you need 5 hours in hospital to be able to move again.

Either way, Michael Jackson needs a much stronger lower back now.

He'll need it to give pelvic thrusts to the next underage male victim if he's found Not Guilty, or.... for receiving them from some 7 feet tall guy named "Bubba" in prison, if he is found Guilty.


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