Hollywood Report: The Clean Up Crew—A Serious Contender for the World’s Worst Movies List - IMRAN®
Once upon a time, I wrote a syndicated column covering movie reviews and entertainment news—before “blogging” became mainstream. My Hollywood Report was where I shared insights and opinions, and over the years, I’ve kept that tradition alive, posting reviews on platforms like IMDb.
Today, I bring you a fresh installment—this time, for one of the most abysmal movies I’ve endured.
IMDb’s 600-character minimum for reviews is challenging enough, but forcing myself to string together words about the utter disaster that is The Clean Up Crew (seen on Prime Video) felt like an act of cinematic self-sacrifice.
If you caught my review of another recent atrocity (link in comments), you already know I have a high tolerance for bad films. When I sat through Nicolas Cage’s vomit-inducing Surfer, I thought I’d earned a reprieve—a few blissful years free from bottom-tier garbage. No such luck.
Burned out from relentless 14-18 hour workdays, I got lured in by The Clean Up Crew’s seemingly promising cast (Antonio Banderas, for example). Big mistake. This laughably incompetent mess is so fundamentally broken, so aggressively unwatchable, that I’m compelled to issue this warning: spare yourself the pain.
If you value your time, your sanity, or the general integrity of film as an art form, avoid The Clean Up Crew at all costs. You’ll thank me later.
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