Monday, November 14, 2005

Incredible Exclusive News From Iraq & War On Terror

IMRAN.TV reports these exclusive news items from Iraq today.


President Bush Guarantees Bin Laden's Death


President Bush announced another victory in the war on terror, when Saddam's aide died in hiding, never having been caught. Bush felt that the stress of running must have killed Izzat al Douri. According to President Bush, this proves his plan to BORE Bin Laden and his team to death is working. Bush said he can guarantee that this will cause Bin Laden to die within the next 100 years and the war on terror will be won.

UN's Kofi Annan In Iraq Seeking....

Since UN Secretary General Koki Annan sees little hope for peace in Iraq after the war Bush started, he felt it was his duty to visit Iraq. He is there seeking not peace but a piece, of the action.... He is there to find any opportunity.... to get some Hailburton contracts for his own son.

2 comments:

helynn heels said...

Imran, do YOU believe Al Douri is really dead? I'm not sure I do. And, if he is, will we get real proof of it? The man was dangerous, to be sure and I would not be surprised if he was a leading figure in the Sunni insurgency.

To suggest that he died of stress is just silly, isn't it? I mean, the man doesn't appear to be too subject to stress; he just doesn't seem to be that.... that..... wussified.

Imran Anwar said...

Hi Helynn, Hmmm... I know his name was Arabic, not Urdu, the language I speak.... but Douri means Distance.... which is ironic, as he does seem to have gone far away. :-) If he was, as is most likely, involved in the insurgency, he was one of 99999 #1 or #2 people of the insurgency. In other words, even if he is dead, the insurgency is not in its "dying throes" (as Cheney said), instead it is our patience with Bush and his policies that is gasping for air. About time. As far as Douri's dying of stress, that is, as you will have noticed, is meant to poke fun at Bush and the slow but sure NEGATIVE progress in the war on terror. Douri probably did die of a serious medical ailment he had been known to suffer from. But, hey, he could have died from stress... think about it, this nation almost lost our beloved President George W. Bush from choking on a pretzel. (Note to self, send pretzels for Christmas).

Sincerely

Imran